Codeglish – A communication language only for die-hard programmers

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Codeglish 🐒

A communication language only for die-hard programmers. Try Codeglish on internet chat platforms for fun. But, please don't use Codeglish in task management platforms where you need to have a professional profile.

Founders: @shalithasuranga, @alphagamer7

What you say now.

Hi.. 
I've pushed the code into GitHub. But I'm not sure whether it contains bugs.

What you'll say after practicing Codeglish.

mans
I've pushed the code into github.exe. !sure bugs.exist

Enjoy!

0. Basics

• If there is a noun/verb that needs to be highlighted, the ending can be .exe (or your favorite file extension). Eg: I've pushed the changes to github.exe
• Every chat initiates with thug, mans or hey.
• Don't use thumbs-up emoji/reaction. Instead, use 🐒 (Dancing monkey)
• Don't use not word. Instead, use ! right before the next word. Eg: !sure

1. Quick Replies

Word/Phrase	Meaning	Example
200 ok	Everything is working fine	A: Test message, B: 200 ok
403	Someone said no for something	A: She said okay? B: 403 :/
500	Someone said yes/no both (a complicated answer)	A: She said okay? B: 500 :P
noice	Nice	A: I pushed my code. B: noice
moice	Very nice	A: Let's deploy B: moice
undefined	I don't know/have	A: Mans, you have a usb cable.exe? B: undefined
#respect	Good work	A: I fixed the bug AB-12 B: #respect
ack	Acknowledge receipt of message	A: I am going to chop down these trees B: ack

2. Workplace

Word/Phrase	Meaning	Example
root	Team lead	root: There is a bug.exe
obs (aka Observable)	A person who usually judges your behaviors	There are obs
observe	Judging someone's behavior	A: I pushed to master by mistake B: Observed
sudo	Doing something with their power	root: sudo submit today
local	Inside the team	local obs
remote	Inside the client's company	remote meeting
global	Inside the company	global obs
super root	CEO	super root: Let's celebrate
pr	proofreading	A: Helmp pr.exe B: noice

3. Relationships

Word/Phrase	Meaning	Example
server	A girl/woman	noice server
client	A boy/man	That server has a client
ping	Try messaging/chatting	Did you ping?

4. General

Word/Phrase	Meaning	Example
$$	Money	Making websites == $$
stonks	Something is growing rapidly	Bitcoin: stonks
thamks	Thanks	A: I merged the code into the main branch B: Thamks.exe
helmp	Help me	A: Helmp B: nani
nani	What? (When you don't understand something)	A: noice method findIndex B: nani
upload	Eat	He is uploading
download	You know it	I need to download
error	Problem	download error
rep	Reputation	A: I've participated in an interview.exe. B: rep++
mans	Bro	Hey mans.exe
trigger	Getting notified	obs.triggered
opensource	Making public/Telling everyone	What you said was opensourced :P

5. People

• Every person is identified with their first name's first letter. Eg: s (Shalitha)
• If there are two or more persons with the same identifier, you can use a second letter as well. Eg: sh (Shalitha Suranga)
• If there is a girl/woman, you should use s at the end of their identifier. Eg: es (Emma Watson)
• If the person's name is beautiful and matching with his/her appearance, you can use the first name but with .exe. Eg: scarlett.exe

6. Comparisons and Operations

Syntax	Meaning	Example
<noun>++	Increment	$$++
<noun>	Decrement	profit--
<noun> < <noun>	Better than	ES5 < E6
<noun> > <noun>	Lesser than	passive $$ > active $$
<noun> << <noun>	Better than (Highlighted)	ES5 << E6
<noun> >> <noun>	Lesser than (Highlighted)	passive $$ >> active $$
<noun> == <noun>	Equal	scrum time == now()?
<noun> === <noun>	Identical	scrum time === now()?
<noun> != <noun>	Not equal	passive $$ != active $$

7. Advanced concepts

• Actions and tasks can be represented as code snippets (In your favorite programming language). Eg: If you need to say that you found a nice movie, you can use noiceMovies.push('<movie name>')
• Problems and rejections can be represented as Exceptions. Eg: A: Let's go for a tea. B: throw new IHaveToFindABugException()

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